Bothersome Behaviours

Eva been out there and got annoyed of random people ....so much so that you want to pull him down by his/her jaw with ur 'uncut for weeks' nails and beat him/her with the edge of your heels (one of the reason why i dont wear heels so much). Anywho....so yes i get tht feeling a lot. Seriously... who are these people??? how were they raised???

1.like this Saudi dude in his merc(with all due respect to the citizens and the nationals of the country and love for the car) stops our transport to work today and beats the crap out of our driver....just coz our driver was following the speed limits in a residential area. and crazy loon was saying things like "do u no that am a sheikh"!!! WTH indeed!!!! whatever happened to anger management/traffic rules/and humanity above all....They dont even have enough rehabs in this region. In times like these i really wish there was a superman/spiderman or atleast our very own low budget shaktimaan somewhere out there... as worst comes to worst i am hardly capable of beating up my own lil sis.

2: Eva wanted to bitch slap those losers back in the homeland (not taking the particular name of the country which is India) who are just walking and then they suddenly stop to kick the harmless stray dog?? am not so much in love with dogs but still ...
and those shameless ones who take an opportunity to spit or pee the moment they see a wall on the road??So is this what happens when u live in a country which is the Largest democracy and has the second largest popullation...i guess so. I no there are bigger issues to be dealt with but then again....if it irritates me....then there should be a criminal law agains it.period.

3. Then there are those smart asses who see that their is a long queue, people are waiting for their turn....to get their work done...but this dude will ignore all tht go right in the front, manages to piss everyone off but nobody says a word to him....(god alone knows why)....u want to scream n yell but ppl think u r over reacting. the best thing to do then is, to shut up and get back to waiting.

4. picture this: you live on the fourth floor, you wanna go out, u call the elevator, no answer...1..2..3..4...5..6 minutes pass. So u decide on taking the stairs, n u see some neighbors holding the door to the lift and talking to their guests. you want to raise hell but u smile :D...they see tht ur taking the stairs, but continue yapping anyways. At times, I cant decide if I am mad at them or I admire their gutts.

5. Public Display of Affection!!! its ok to very limited extent but please dont overdo it...there are kids around and also people with weak stomaches. **pukes

I could go on further but its kind of making me angry. So hoping against hopes that these kind of people do realise that others are important as well, if not that, then atleast consider that they are not the only ones with needs. Asking for a lot... i know!!

25 Random Facts about me.

1. To start with, I am an extremely random person.
2. I laugh the most on my own jokes.
3. I am extremely nervous arnd ppl i meet for the first time
4. I love to watch fights, applies to all, verbal/physical/cold etc.
5. Keep those lil kids who cant walk n talk away from me....really!!
6. I am the loser who cries at movies. Yes thts me. Sometimes .....hysterically :S
7. As a kid, I neva played with toys coz even back then I knew wht a big waste of money that is.
8. I hate the awkward silence and the forced small talk.
9. I watch the TV for the commercial breaks.
10. 75% of my wardrobe is filled with things that I have never used or will eva use.
11. I like to keep annoyingly loud ringtones, just coz it should irritate others along with me.
12. I go to the mall almost every week but I only shop during the first weekend of every month....no hy-fy monetary/emotional reasoning there....its just like tht.
13. Just cant talk one hour before going to work and an hour after coming back...the biological work mode is as such.
14. I always carry a huge hand bag. And it will always hold a small bottle of mineral water, so many tissues, a comb, sanitizer and a novel. And ocassionally a pair of scissors/screw driver.
15. I cant be diplomatic, if am able to shut my mouth.....the expressions on my face will give it away.
16. I want to be really good if not the best at two things…violin and cooking and by god that’s hard.
17. My dream is to be a psychologist some day…and also a Martha Stewart kind of house wife.
18. If i could eva go back in time, I d really want to go back to school and undo those things tht i did to make life miserable for some girls in my class.
19. Confrontations is my thing. Also, giving people what they deserve especially if its something mean and nasty.
20. I can't sit idle and do nothing for a whole day even if i really want to.
21. I used to be an extremely angry person at a point in life....cant remember why....but i was.
22. As a kid i always got lost whereva my parents took me to....and somehow they always managed to find me (once, drowning in a fountain)
23. i think am capable of setting a world record for getting perfectly (well almost) ready for whatever/wherever in the shortest possible time on daily basis.
24. Stupid people worry me. Really.
25. I beleive in miracles. yes i do!!

Employement or Slavery???

“Freedom has a price, as high as that of slavery, the only difference is that you pay with pleasure and a smile, even when that smile is dimmed by tears”-Zahir-Paulo Cohello.
this is what I was reading while I was at work and yes I totally feel that way. Noones forcing me to come to work and sit and do the job right for 8 hours straight its my own free will to do so but then why am I not enjoying this?? I am very well free to do absolutely nothing at home apart from flipping channels in the coziness of my home. But I choose to do something more meaningful with my life…something where I can use my education ….but then why cant I stop looking at the clock every 5 minutes waiting for it to strike 3:00??
So basically I come to work every morning coz its better than not doing anything at home but when I am here, I do all my work with lightning fast speed (even when I am not required to be that fast) within the first 3 hours and then I have 5 more hours to pretend that I am busy. And then I wonder why do I have to pretend when I have done the days work assigned to me- May be coz I don’t want the coworkers to think that am doing nothing but why should I care when I know am smarter than them- those who cant submit a tiny report given a weeks time.
Why????
Funny….are the situations life puts us into and funnier it gets when it’s a routine we follow day in and day out without knowing why????

The secret side of my wardrobe.

Out of feeling utterly useless and hogging onto 4 Gulaab Jamuns at one go, I decided to burn some calories by attempting to sort out the mess in my wardrobe. And thats when I realised I have almost 7 different types of clothes-

1. Normal house clothes

2. House clothes when guests visit
3. Casual clothes

4. Normal Ridas

5. Ridas for grand events

6. Formal clothes for work

7. Track suits (just so tht I feel that I do work out)

and while sorting this out I also came across this ugly category of clothes that I own but never wear. Have a look-

The Gypsey skirt. Too long and too bright

Another Gypsy skirt. Too long, too red, too bright n those flowers are disturbing.

Shalwaar Kameez-The color combination is bizzare, n yes its too bright!!

Doesn't it remind you of the hospital clothes for the patients. I bought this from the mall!!!

Everything is wrong with this dress. the color, the sequence, the stich .....its just plain ewwwwwwww

The Belt is screaming UGLY for itself. n the frock style is too much for the self esteem of a 22 year old.

Maroon colored jeans. I am sure am the only one amongst thousands who own this colored jeans. n the style n the cut is so pre historic.

Bright rida with even brighter mismatched flowers n brighter than eva lace. n the in ur face polka dots.


Big flower made out of Big beads, n those wavey patters coming out of the "blue" flowers makes me wonder why would someone give it to us as a gift.

Boring shirts (nothing more to say) n worst thing i paid for them from my own pocket.

Last but not the least, dark purple shalwaar kameez, as shiny as the aluminium foil.

So lemme know if any of u needs any of these clothes displayed above. The price is obviously offcourse your self esteem!! :P

Lalu Prasad Yadav

So last night, I must be really bored, angry and frustrated while reading this book "Why men marry bitches" and all that made me turn to the TV for some soul upliftment. After a lot of channel surfing I settled for NDTV 24x7 showing "Is the railway miracle for real". And on the hot seat was obviously offcourse our Railway Minister- Mr. Lalu Prasad Yadav.

People may call him chor, corrupt, etc and yeah he sure does look dumb and that becomes more evident once he starts talking. But my personal opinion- He's a genius. Especially if u see the progress made by the Indian Railways and the whopping IRS 90,000 Crores in profit. And the vision and the ideas that he has is mind blowing.

What he did was, increased the employees in the safety dep.-which resulted in lesser accidents and also increased the job opportunities. Then he increased the number of seats in one compartment from 6 to 8 so the same train carries more passengers now. He opened new outlets from where the rail reservation could be got hence reducing black marketing of the tickets. He changed the menu on the train n made it more Indian (daal n chaawal) as according to him-its more healthy n good while travelling which does make sense especially if one plate in only worth Rs.30. He increased the number of "safai karamchaari" (cleaners) which was really nesseccary (my personal experience of spotting dog sized rats all over the Delhi Railway Station.). And the best thing he did was shortening of the freight routes which eventually helped in the growth of the Indian economy.

And what Lalu ji plans to do is really amazing. He wishes to solve the 2 main problems of India Energy & Water Scarcity through the widespread network of the Indian Railways. His vision is to collect all the waste produced by the railways and the entire India and use it to produce Gobar gas (green and clean) and distribute it all over India . Secondly, He wants to unite all the rivers of India through canals on either sides of the railway tracks. And he also visited Japan to see their bullet trains and is working on a deal to get the same for India.

On being asked if he wants to become the PM of India some day and all this good work is eventually to get their. He said "hona hoga toh chappar phaad ke hoga"-If it has to happen it will.

He will get my vote- no doubt!! :D

Dumb People

As Human beings living on Earth, these days we have threats from the following:

1. Terrorists

2. Natural disaster

3. Life threatning diseases

4. Weapons of mass distruction

5. Global Warming

6. Inflation/ Recession etc etc.....

But theres more to it, just when you thaught you have suffered enough we have the DUMB people. Their vital characterstics:

1. They are all around us.

2. They attack without a warning.

3. They pretend otherwise

4. They are unavoidable

5. They feed on your patience.

6. They insist that they are right

7. They blame their actions on their culture/health/gender/religeon etc.

Few examples :

1. The people who call ur house and say " r u at home??"

2. That person who calls you in the middle of the night and says "Oh were u sleeping?"

3. That mentally deaf person who makes you repeat everything like its essential for deactivating the atom bomb, even if its as simple as boiling water.

4. The show offs who think speaking loudly on their cell phones in public is good for their social status. (You will also see them swinging their car keys around their index finger.)

5. They ask you a tough question, you answer it; then they say: I knew it I was just testing if you do.

6. The smart ass who is quite when asked to speak but speaks long after the discussion is on another topic.

Do let me know, If you have more examples. And Remember by doing so we are only creating awareness.

"Cupid" Nomore

How lovely it is when, you introduce two loners in life and slowly gradually and sometimes like blitzkrieg they fall in love with each other. And when they turn back they say "thanks !!!we cant thank you enough for introducing us" and have already decided that they will name their daughter Mehjabeen. Very lovely indeed.

But just when you know the love boat has sailed and the cupid's work is done. Just then, exactly then the two love sick puppies start to become sick of love. Then the role of the Cupid changes to that of the refree, and who so ever wins or losses the match.....the one to be blamed is always the refree in this game.

So, I officially resign from the post of the Cupid and I give in my bow and arrow. I no longer want to be in the morally compromising situation and I dont want to be the victim of the blame game. If I had atleast one success story out of all those I introduced eva since i was a bored teenager, I would have been inspired to continue.