The secret side of my wardrobe.

Out of feeling utterly useless and hogging onto 4 Gulaab Jamuns at one go, I decided to burn some calories by attempting to sort out the mess in my wardrobe. And thats when I realised I have almost 7 different types of clothes-

1. Normal house clothes

2. House clothes when guests visit
3. Casual clothes

4. Normal Ridas

5. Ridas for grand events

6. Formal clothes for work

7. Track suits (just so tht I feel that I do work out)

and while sorting this out I also came across this ugly category of clothes that I own but never wear. Have a look-

The Gypsey skirt. Too long and too bright

Another Gypsy skirt. Too long, too red, too bright n those flowers are disturbing.

Shalwaar Kameez-The color combination is bizzare, n yes its too bright!!

Doesn't it remind you of the hospital clothes for the patients. I bought this from the mall!!!

Everything is wrong with this dress. the color, the sequence, the stich .....its just plain ewwwwwwww

The Belt is screaming UGLY for itself. n the frock style is too much for the self esteem of a 22 year old.

Maroon colored jeans. I am sure am the only one amongst thousands who own this colored jeans. n the style n the cut is so pre historic.

Bright rida with even brighter mismatched flowers n brighter than eva lace. n the in ur face polka dots.


Big flower made out of Big beads, n those wavey patters coming out of the "blue" flowers makes me wonder why would someone give it to us as a gift.

Boring shirts (nothing more to say) n worst thing i paid for them from my own pocket.

Last but not the least, dark purple shalwaar kameez, as shiny as the aluminium foil.

So lemme know if any of u needs any of these clothes displayed above. The price is obviously offcourse your self esteem!! :P

Lalu Prasad Yadav

So last night, I must be really bored, angry and frustrated while reading this book "Why men marry bitches" and all that made me turn to the TV for some soul upliftment. After a lot of channel surfing I settled for NDTV 24x7 showing "Is the railway miracle for real". And on the hot seat was obviously offcourse our Railway Minister- Mr. Lalu Prasad Yadav.

People may call him chor, corrupt, etc and yeah he sure does look dumb and that becomes more evident once he starts talking. But my personal opinion- He's a genius. Especially if u see the progress made by the Indian Railways and the whopping IRS 90,000 Crores in profit. And the vision and the ideas that he has is mind blowing.

What he did was, increased the employees in the safety dep.-which resulted in lesser accidents and also increased the job opportunities. Then he increased the number of seats in one compartment from 6 to 8 so the same train carries more passengers now. He opened new outlets from where the rail reservation could be got hence reducing black marketing of the tickets. He changed the menu on the train n made it more Indian (daal n chaawal) as according to him-its more healthy n good while travelling which does make sense especially if one plate in only worth Rs.30. He increased the number of "safai karamchaari" (cleaners) which was really nesseccary (my personal experience of spotting dog sized rats all over the Delhi Railway Station.). And the best thing he did was shortening of the freight routes which eventually helped in the growth of the Indian economy.

And what Lalu ji plans to do is really amazing. He wishes to solve the 2 main problems of India Energy & Water Scarcity through the widespread network of the Indian Railways. His vision is to collect all the waste produced by the railways and the entire India and use it to produce Gobar gas (green and clean) and distribute it all over India . Secondly, He wants to unite all the rivers of India through canals on either sides of the railway tracks. And he also visited Japan to see their bullet trains and is working on a deal to get the same for India.

On being asked if he wants to become the PM of India some day and all this good work is eventually to get their. He said "hona hoga toh chappar phaad ke hoga"-If it has to happen it will.

He will get my vote- no doubt!! :D

Dumb People

As Human beings living on Earth, these days we have threats from the following:

1. Terrorists

2. Natural disaster

3. Life threatning diseases

4. Weapons of mass distruction

5. Global Warming

6. Inflation/ Recession etc etc.....

But theres more to it, just when you thaught you have suffered enough we have the DUMB people. Their vital characterstics:

1. They are all around us.

2. They attack without a warning.

3. They pretend otherwise

4. They are unavoidable

5. They feed on your patience.

6. They insist that they are right

7. They blame their actions on their culture/health/gender/religeon etc.

Few examples :

1. The people who call ur house and say " r u at home??"

2. That person who calls you in the middle of the night and says "Oh were u sleeping?"

3. That mentally deaf person who makes you repeat everything like its essential for deactivating the atom bomb, even if its as simple as boiling water.

4. The show offs who think speaking loudly on their cell phones in public is good for their social status. (You will also see them swinging their car keys around their index finger.)

5. They ask you a tough question, you answer it; then they say: I knew it I was just testing if you do.

6. The smart ass who is quite when asked to speak but speaks long after the discussion is on another topic.

Do let me know, If you have more examples. And Remember by doing so we are only creating awareness.

"Cupid" Nomore

How lovely it is when, you introduce two loners in life and slowly gradually and sometimes like blitzkrieg they fall in love with each other. And when they turn back they say "thanks !!!we cant thank you enough for introducing us" and have already decided that they will name their daughter Mehjabeen. Very lovely indeed.

But just when you know the love boat has sailed and the cupid's work is done. Just then, exactly then the two love sick puppies start to become sick of love. Then the role of the Cupid changes to that of the refree, and who so ever wins or losses the match.....the one to be blamed is always the refree in this game.

So, I officially resign from the post of the Cupid and I give in my bow and arrow. I no longer want to be in the morally compromising situation and I dont want to be the victim of the blame game. If I had atleast one success story out of all those I introduced eva since i was a bored teenager, I would have been inspired to continue.