I don’t know if it’s Gods secret way of punishing me or if it happens with everyone. But there are certain unpleasant things that always n invariably happen with me. Come what may!!!. I try to reason out why n how n why me n how come always me. But I fail.Like every time am in the elevator, n as u know there is always a huge mirror facing you when you enter. so, whenever am alone I take this opportunity to stare into it (I like to believe that am very pretty) n break into a song praising my beauty (your beautiful (2)...that’s true!!) ....just then the lift stops.... n a neighbor or a coworker has to enter....probably thinking "what is wrong with this woman?" why does this always happen with me?? Why can't I have some alone time with myself in the lift?? Why don’t they stop sticking a large mirror in the lift....if they know people won’t have enough privacy to look into it?? Why can’t I sing to myself in the washroom where I can bring out my inner self praising monster without people noticing it??
Next, dilemma of my life- I always end up buying two or more of the same stuff. I have two similar phones one is old n bruised the other I never use. I have innumerable peep toe sandals in every possible color. I have 5 grey shirts n 3 black shirts (talk about depression @ work!!) I have loads of huge big bags like am some gypsy on the run (that reminds me of my 3 gypsy skirts that I never wore).The list is really long. It’s not like I don’t want to try new stuff, it’s just that for some reason I always end up buying the same thing again. Is it some kind of corporate propaganda?? Or do I get sudden memory loss when I enter the mall??
@Work: Whenever a senior colleague comes to my desk am always on facebook or youtube or googling some nonsense (in short, being unproductive) they just give me the intense look and walk away. Believe me otherwise am always busy except for the days when my boss is absent or when I choose to ignore the work. There are 99% chances that someone just drops in now while am blogging . What does one have to do to get some private/creative space out here?? Why cant they just drop in when am busy and multi-tasking like a maniac?? Lifes so unfair!!
Moving on to my cooking skills, I just love cooking. (Sanjeev Kapoor is my idol.) The first time I try something new it always turns out amazing (or that’s what my dad says). But the second time around its just plain terrible, inedible by even cats. Even if I follow the same recipe, same ingredients, same kitchen n same utensils etc… Does the universal learning curve not apply to me?? Or am I just jinxed at cooking?? I just fail to understand why.
I wish, a point comes in my life where I learn to get used to such repetitive mishaps, or may be this wicked world will cut me some slack (I am so dramatic!!)
