When you meet them, The husband is usually filled with sarcasm and taunts and the wife is like the complain box of some over-priced but actually down market motel that is-“Filled with complaints”!! I wonder, if there is a secret code amongst married people to not like each other in public or may be they pretend just so we don’t jinx their actually happily married lives with our evil eyes. And if they are not together they will spread the venom against each other separately at different venues (what dedication!!)
My message to all of you: I really couldn’t care less if you killed each other (literally) and I really don’t want to assess and advice on the whole situation, and if I did you will definitely respond by a- “Mind your own business”. Am not taking sides and you guys are definitely not getting any of my sympathies. You all bore me. Really!!
So what’s the point of this whole charade??? -Really GOD what is happening here?? Weren’t all matches made in heaven?? Wasn’t she made out of his ribs?? Did Adam and Eve have similar relationship issues?? Lets hope they did!! Because then we can blame it on the genetic structure.
Am not married yet and I hope I don’t become the kind of wife who is desperately waiting to bitch about her husband the first chance she gets. And I hope he wont be the kind of man who feels he is tied down or caged, just coz he is married. And I really hope that even if we do feel that way, we will not resort to a dramatic show of it in public. But wont it be a much sadder situation if we actually feel pathetic n trapped but act all happy happy?? Well, only time can tell. As of now, undoubtedly…. all you married folks out there have managed to freak me out completely. Thanks!!
In the words of great Ntasha Berry (don’t google it, she’s just my friend)- we are all basically looking for attention, whether its through love or marriage or dating. If You give some attention, you get some….And if you are not giving or getting any, then theres “Trouble in Paradise!!
(It does make sense in a weird world somewhere, or the one that we live in.)
