You know your lifes sad when.....

Never in life was I prepared to be this bored and pathetic all at once. Almost all of my good friends have relocated due to work/further studies/marriage. etc. I am stranded in Kuwait...the already socially dead place. Its so sad, that I decided to blog on a Friday night after realising that I can no longer watch tv anymore (I wont be exaggerating if I say that I have a hole in my thumb from flipping channels) and I just cannot speak to one more distant/close relative....Its just not good for their health or mine. And I refuse to go out with the remaining friends that are hell bent on giving me relationship advices that I just dont need (for the sake of sanity).

At a point, I am so bored (actually frustrated) that I have 3 uncompeleted novels since 3 months, 2 brand new shoes unworn since 2 months and 3 pending violin classes since a month. In short, I have lost the interest in things I loved to do.

In my moment of self pity and dispair I thaught and came up with this list, if you relate then please join the club.

You know your lifes sad when:

1. You miss work on weekends.

2. Crazy thaughts like having lots of babies asap cross your mind over n over again.

3. You consider going for groccery shopping with your parents.

4. You exchange numbers with that girl from school you never spoke to rather made fun of.

5. You have a list of places to travel on your dresser mirror that motivates you.

6. Your only inspiration to look fit is to please the dietician.

7. You cry buckets after watching Toy Story 3 and then decide to watch Sex and the city 1 & 2 back to back for the gazillionth time.

8. You fantacize about the trip to the mall on getting the next pay cheque.

9. You look forward to falling asleep the second after a 10 hour long sleep.

10. You change your display picture on Facebook for the fourth time in one month.

11. You consider becoming a teacher.

12. You wonder, what the hell is Rakhi Sawant upto these days.

13. People who ask : "when is your wedding?" actually cause 90% of anxiety and stress in your life. (Its still dont know...get over it will u)

14. You happily take up others assignments at work just to be busy.

15. You have strict zero tolerance policy towards long stories and repetition.

16. You're happy because Desperate Housewife's new season is starting.

17. You have 5 shirts that you burnt while ironing in last three months but u dont throw them. you look at them over and over again to get mad at urself.

18. You wish you had one hindi daily soap that you could follow day in n day out coz they just never get over.

19. You plan and wish for a simple wedding (to be honest its harder than planning a grand wedding)

20. You have a list for everything and anything (for example this one)