Moving closer towards the wedding, I am not saying am paranoid, but yes I do have my fears, n i hope they dont materialize but only become a laughing matter over the years only to be mentioned in my "Best Wife Award" speech.
So, while I was inviting my male friends from work/college/school time for the wedding, I asked them whats their idea of "ideal wife". Some answers were shocking, while some just were validated with evidence on what we ordinarily thaught was a myth or a cliche. Here's what I got:
1. From my school friend Anas, he's an MBA working for a big shot advertizing company, so clearly he'd not say something without any market research. he's single and looking at the moment. this is what he said, which I think will make his search a bit more difficult than it already is :
"Cooks well... thoda bohot gives bhaav to husband's ego...
some times takes his case also just to remind him that even though I am sweet I can be a bitch too...
and has good looking friends
Gives some space... like 1 day in a week where he can hang out with his friends without her being there.."
2. From my boss, this guy is a "Senior Analyst Risk Management" again with an MBA degree, and has two wives (yes!! u read that right). hence why you got to take it from this man (please read it in a heavy arabic accent for kicks):
" Wallahi!! Maahjabeen it iz very eeezzy....just take care of the man ...what hez wearing....what hez eeething...ekzethra...if he looks good....you will look good....thatzz all...bas khallas...my first wife dhont know...second wife, she cuth my nailzz alzo... so nice... see!!"
3. From my ex colleague now friend- Zahoor, hes a CFO and Finance Manager for a recruitment consultancy and very recently married. how can you not consider what he's talking:
"There's something about our ego- I won't tell her that am low but I need attention too..pampering and all that...we need it too. You have to be like a girl friend who motivates him to be the best and also the wife who accepts his weakness no matter what."
Escuse me, for I need to learn some circus tricks to entertain this man am gonna marry (if thats the only thing left to do) .
So, while I was inviting my male friends from work/college/school time for the wedding, I asked them whats their idea of "ideal wife". Some answers were shocking, while some just were validated with evidence on what we ordinarily thaught was a myth or a cliche. Here's what I got:
1. From my school friend Anas, he's an MBA working for a big shot advertizing company, so clearly he'd not say something without any market research. he's single and looking at the moment. this is what he said, which I think will make his search a bit more difficult than it already is :
"Cooks well... thoda bohot gives bhaav to husband's ego...
some times takes his case also just to remind him that even though I am sweet I can be a bitch too...
and has good looking friends
Gives some space... like 1 day in a week where he can hang out with his friends without her being there.."
2. From my boss, this guy is a "Senior Analyst Risk Management" again with an MBA degree, and has two wives (yes!! u read that right). hence why you got to take it from this man (please read it in a heavy arabic accent for kicks):
" Wallahi!! Maahjabeen it iz very eeezzy....just take care of the man ...what hez wearing....what hez eeething...ekzethra...if he looks good....you will look good....thatzz all...bas khallas...my first wife dhont know...second wife, she cuth my nailzz alzo... so nice... see!!"
3. From my ex colleague now friend- Zahoor, hes a CFO and Finance Manager for a recruitment consultancy and very recently married. how can you not consider what he's talking:
"There's something about our ego- I won't tell her that am low but I need attention too..pampering and all that...we need it too. You have to be like a girl friend who motivates him to be the best and also the wife who accepts his weakness no matter what."
Escuse me, for I need to learn some circus tricks to entertain this man am gonna marry (if thats the only thing left to do) .
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