Back in college, I may have barely passed in Accountancy or Economics but I was surely the master of Human Resources and an unbeatable one at that one (those who know me truly, know that I never ever ever exxxagggerate). As an HR professional, I am doing a huge favor to all those lil kids with golden HR dreams through this post, by pointing out those chapters of the HR modules that were purposely removed or skillfully torn out coz they dont want you to know!!!
Chapter 1. Prepared to be hated by all :
The Management plus the rest of the employees: The Management thinks we are a department that was not even needed in the first place, and the rest of the employees think that you are an agent of the Management just looking for a reason to get them fired.
Chapter 2. Prepared to be underpaid for the rest of your life:
You may be interviewing and selecting for the positions that are paying 20 times more than your salary BUT, all you can do about that is, SULK in silence.
Chapter 3. You will be turning into a skeptical human being:
You have heard and seen so much lies and funny business that people try to pull around you that you turn into a person that's just closed to simple pleasures and obvious truths of life.
I will be educating the masses (free of cost of course) further, I just need to close some Managerial positions right now. That's right!! I am a very important person in my lil world.
Chapter 1. Prepared to be hated by all :
The Management plus the rest of the employees: The Management thinks we are a department that was not even needed in the first place, and the rest of the employees think that you are an agent of the Management just looking for a reason to get them fired.
Chapter 2. Prepared to be underpaid for the rest of your life:
You may be interviewing and selecting for the positions that are paying 20 times more than your salary BUT, all you can do about that is, SULK in silence.
You have heard and seen so much lies and funny business that people try to pull around you that you turn into a person that's just closed to simple pleasures and obvious truths of life.
Chapter 4. Unreasonable need to be liked by all :
You organize "cold coffee mornings" or try to please them by ordering lunch on Thursdays, there cant seem to be a way in this world that they dont hate and resent you. (just got a plain sheet of paper back when I asked every one to write down their date of birth, damn it!! why dint I look into the system and get it myself if I wanted to celebrate their birthdays so much). But you got to keep trying .. May be some day they will have a nice send off party for me when I resign to pursue my dream job - FARMER
Chapter 5: Your career path is a maze that leads to a dead end
In case if you are unhappy with your current position, you are a person that cannot do anything about it. Even though you go about doing evaluation, training and man power planning for the rest of the world, the truth is : "You are a "good for nothing" in life". You will never do anything else, or look for other career options or ever get promoted to be a bigger asshole that you currently are
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