Note: this post had gotten deleted by mistake, hence why reposting it for the good fo humanity (ofcourse)
I am a regular girl by all means (n a humble one at that) and I do have my regular girl moments now n then, like the need to shop recklessly and the need to throw unreasonable tantrums and pop the ocassional "do i look fat??" kind of questions. But as I am growing old and I see fellow women, am just saddened by their regular behavioural patterns. While some do make sense but most don't. We are complicated. Agreed. but even as a female specie I fail to understand why:
1. Boys need to buy expensive gifts but girls can be creative and make something out of her 4th grade craft class material. Sending the guy on a guilt trip of how shes so much more sensitive and thaughtfull while hes wondering he cant use it-cant throw it...wth is he suppsed to do with that??
2. In every girl group there has to be one fat friend. And if she is fat, she has to be funny n nice (by default..she is left with no other choice), she's not supposed to have mood swings, bf issues, image issues etc.. . Other skinny girls can be as bitchy and self centered as it can be possible.
3. Everybody will visit the washroom all at once like we ill get a group discount or something.
4. Her clothes should be matching with his clothes all the time, even for normal outings (weddings r still fine)
5. The subject under discussion says things like "why dont you call me?".."Do u miss me?" ..."U dont even care" (whteva happened to self respect)
6. Hating the bf's ex is like default. (one must befriend her ...if u ask me). She's fat and ugly even if u have never seen/met her.
7. Non stop chatter box kind of "Bubbly" gals just have to be every guys favourite (how i hate them), and if your witty and smart, well ur just a bitch unless you have goddess like features.
8. Dumb and stupid gals are perceived as cute. (aww :S ). I ve seen some who act dumb on purpose just to be cute (Sadistic as hell). Its one thing to have an ocassional blonde moment and completely other to be blonde.
9. If You are a Female, u just have to be clingy and needy all the time. There is no chance in hell that, you are not wanting to spend so much time with him.
10. PMS is the obvious cause for most blunders in life or hereafter.
11. They talk about celebrities like they are one of us, as if all the happenings in their lives obviously affects us in a big way (how could tiger woods do that..how how??)
12. A big bag with nothing important in it is to be carried at all times (this is me!!.... bright side... atleast I am aware of my craziness).
13. Cant we call our men by their real names?? No!! u must have cutely cuddly short names!!!It disghusts me really. More than half the male popullation of India is "Jaanu" the other half has a "u" or "i" after their original names!! (Ima call my man something manly.. Am still confused between Superman/Stud-Muffin/Hercules/Sabu)
14."yay!!" or "OH MY GOD" needs to be yelled out loud for anything or every thing that happens. (call me plain, but only a 75% sale in aldo can get the kind of reaction out of me)
15. Sleeping with 55 teddy bears around you in your entirely pink bedroom with "princess" written on the door after you have written your daily diary with feathery end pen was still normal if you were 7. Not wen ur old inuff to date. ( Once, I got a teddy bear as a valentine's day gift, I swear to god I tossed it in the garbage.)
The research is ongoing. I shall update you on more. As I have noticed more n more gals are dumber than their predecessors. And while at it, we will not spare the absurdities and bizzare actions of the regular male specimen, which will be listed in a future post.
I am a regular girl by all means (n a humble one at that) and I do have my regular girl moments now n then, like the need to shop recklessly and the need to throw unreasonable tantrums and pop the ocassional "do i look fat??" kind of questions. But as I am growing old and I see fellow women, am just saddened by their regular behavioural patterns. While some do make sense but most don't. We are complicated. Agreed. but even as a female specie I fail to understand why:
1. Boys need to buy expensive gifts but girls can be creative and make something out of her 4th grade craft class material. Sending the guy on a guilt trip of how shes so much more sensitive and thaughtfull while hes wondering he cant use it-cant throw it...wth is he suppsed to do with that??
2. In every girl group there has to be one fat friend. And if she is fat, she has to be funny n nice (by default..she is left with no other choice), she's not supposed to have mood swings, bf issues, image issues etc.. . Other skinny girls can be as bitchy and self centered as it can be possible.
3. Everybody will visit the washroom all at once like we ill get a group discount or something.
4. Her clothes should be matching with his clothes all the time, even for normal outings (weddings r still fine)
5. The subject under discussion says things like "why dont you call me?".."Do u miss me?" ..."U dont even care" (whteva happened to self respect)
6. Hating the bf's ex is like default. (one must befriend her ...if u ask me). She's fat and ugly even if u have never seen/met her.
7. Non stop chatter box kind of "Bubbly" gals just have to be every guys favourite (how i hate them), and if your witty and smart, well ur just a bitch unless you have goddess like features.
8. Dumb and stupid gals are perceived as cute. (aww :S ). I ve seen some who act dumb on purpose just to be cute (Sadistic as hell). Its one thing to have an ocassional blonde moment and completely other to be blonde.
9. If You are a Female, u just have to be clingy and needy all the time. There is no chance in hell that, you are not wanting to spend so much time with him.
10. PMS is the obvious cause for most blunders in life or hereafter.
11. They talk about celebrities like they are one of us, as if all the happenings in their lives obviously affects us in a big way (how could tiger woods do that..how how??)
12. A big bag with nothing important in it is to be carried at all times (this is me!!.... bright side... atleast I am aware of my craziness).
13. Cant we call our men by their real names?? No!! u must have cutely cuddly short names!!!It disghusts me really. More than half the male popullation of India is "Jaanu" the other half has a "u" or "i" after their original names!! (Ima call my man something manly.. Am still confused between Superman/Stud-Muffin/Hercules/Sabu)
14."yay!!" or "OH MY GOD" needs to be yelled out loud for anything or every thing that happens. (call me plain, but only a 75% sale in aldo can get the kind of reaction out of me)
15. Sleeping with 55 teddy bears around you in your entirely pink bedroom with "princess" written on the door after you have written your daily diary with feathery end pen was still normal if you were 7. Not wen ur old inuff to date. ( Once, I got a teddy bear as a valentine's day gift, I swear to god I tossed it in the garbage.)
The research is ongoing. I shall update you on more. As I have noticed more n more gals are dumber than their predecessors. And while at it, we will not spare the absurdities and bizzare actions of the regular male specimen, which will be listed in a future post.
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